Posts Tagged ‘silly pranks’

If you really want to economise of your office furniture you could attempt to make your own desk. In order to do this there are a number of strategies you could employ.

Home Made Office Furniture

First you need to find a desktop – many people find that a door is a suitable size and shape, so its probably best to start looking here. Firstly, try to find a flat, wooden door. Taking down your office door would be very convenient, but make sure that you don’t need it later – putting the door back is harder than taking it down. Continue reading »

We have already posted a blog on office furniture pranks, at last somebody seems to be taking us seriously! Comedy Central, who are broadcasting The Office, have recently conducted a survey on fun in the workplace and found these rather surprising results:

Comeday Central

• office laughter levels have dropped by 50%

• 1 in 2 of us are too scared to share jokes for fear of recrimination from the boss

• 1 in 5 say they never crack a smile during a working day

• 14% have stopped talking to colleagues for fear of being thought of as lazy

• Practical jokes have dropped by 66%

It seems that the effects of the credit crunch are more far-reaching than we first thought. Continue reading »

Once again some funny pictures from a military point of view, sent to us by Jon Clayson of Hunters Estate Agents in Burgess Hill, West Sussex

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We received this list of  one liners from our reliable source of office humour, Jon Clayson of Hunters Estate Agents in West Sussex.  Although they may not be Tommy Cooper originals, they are in his style and we list them here as a tribute to a great comedian :-

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.’
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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’ The guy said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said, ‘I don’t care what star sign it is.’
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This, and subsequent pages are dedicated to a good friend and client of ours,  Jon Clayson, and we have been supplying him with office furniture for many years

Jon is the owner of Hunters Estate Agents in Burgess Hill, and regularly sends us funny stories, jokes, clips etc, which have been sent to him by his many customers and friends. We have provided a selection below, and if you are ever looking to sell or buy property in Sussex or Surrey, then you should contact this man :-

Volume 1 - Failures

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Suffering in the recession? Want to increase staff productivity?

Here’s our handy guide for getting more from your staff.

3 – 4 Comfort breaks a day, 10 – 15 minutes each.  Save this valuable time and keep your staff working with our handy range of Office Loo Chairs.

No more time away from their desks and could save around 1 hour a day per employee. Your staff are sure to love this time saving device.
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Very childish but great fun and all fully tested………….
Fill your colleagues umbrella with hole punch waste, and watch him or her enjoy an additional shower next time it rains.
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